This is not your grandpas Desert Eagle.  No sir, this is the WAG Vulture.

While she's not automatice, she'll fire as fast as you can click.  
Super hard hitting pistol for those who like to use pistols...you won't be disappointed.

6 Mod Slots
Unlimited Ammo
Never needs reloading
No recoil
Never breaks.
Fast target acquisition

Point, click, dead.  Just that easy.